Pigslips

So, to be fair it has been a a strange week!!! Lets be fair, I dislike Andy Murray, I personally think he is a curly haired cunt! The reason it his rather harsh swipe at the English! Which is fair enough you may think as he is Scottish!! But I’m sure the fuckin Muppet wants our Support during Wimbledon! Well he can rightly cunt off! I hope his racquet breaks and his fuckin Scottish head falls off!!!

The there is Jacko moon walking into a coffin, now first and foremost I will be fair! I thought he was a wanker who fucked himself up badly! But he was good at the music side of things. Innocent or not I strongly believe that anyone who stands ‘accused’ of touching children is a wee dodgy! And the plastic fool fits that bill perfectly!

So you may ask….what the fuck is this new Pigslips going to be about. Well wonder no more! I will be touching on recent news, sport, films and whatever shit I find interesting enough to waste my time offending.

Also I will be touching on my friends lives, Including Christopher Henry! Now this chap is funny, look here is a pic of the cunt.

Now the first thing you may notice is that his hair is fucked! He works outside and now turned ginger. 2nd thing is that he has a 16 head, when I say 16 I mean its 4 times larger than a 4 head, the slap headed prick. 3rd thing is his rudeness, I mean look at the image! It’s slightly disgraceful that he finds it totally essential to extend his middle finger. You have to feel for these sort of cretins, but I will speak more of him in my new feature - The Diary Of A 16 Head.

In sport things have been interesting. I dislike Christiano Ronaldo with a total passion, I mean look at the prick! It’s hard not to want to slap him about his horrible slimy face! To be completely honest he was class, and him leaving the Premiership is not only good for the sport, but good for my temperament, the cheating divivng fuck pig. And at a price of £80 million I think that is a complete joke! Nobody is worth that amount and with that tag the arrogant queer fuck hole will be even more up his own arse than ever increasingly possible!

Also coming up we have The Ashes. Now I’m hoping England can turn it on 2005 style and send them home with fuck all! After watching Flintoff in the Twenty 20 last week it looks like he could play a huge part in doing that! And Ricky Ponting is a cunt of course. But I will touch on that later.

So all in all we have a lot to talk about, so for now cheerio…….