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Right, let’s look at what is making the headlines today!
Undoubtedly there will be stuff about Jacko, but as I neither care now or remotely interested I will clearly stay well away from that. I’ve made my point and there are far more important things…..Like this:
US Pastor Ken Pagano told parishioners to bring unloaded guns to church? What is the fuckin point in that? And what the fuck is a Pastor anyway? I always thought it was posh fucker trying to describe the non-flavored boring food that Italians love! I couldn’t give 2 arseholes if he is a man of god? He is a cunt in my eyes
Now I’m no historian, however I personally cannot see the point? Westminster Abbey is older than age, so why would you want to stick that on top, which is a complete waste of our fuckin money! It has managed for about the last 4565342 years without a cunt so I think we can manage now!!!
Ah, an old favorite! Here at Pigslips there is a feeling that old people lie. And this headline backs that up really. Has anyone ever told you the old favorite….. ‘It won’t hurt you’??? Well take a peak at this article and it proves that they are all fucking shit eating wankbankers as clearly it will kill you to death!
6 Teenagers were sheltering under a tree while they were playing cricket during a storm, and low abd behold nice Mr. Lightning that ‘won’t hurt you’ struck and now 1 is in a critical condition with severe burns…. Now children just you remember that IT WILL HURT YOU, anyone says different then tell them to go cunt themselves. Twice.
More pointless news as and when any happens….