Pigslips

Well what a fuckin few days off this has been for Pigslips, I mean let’s be fair we all like to enjoy ourselves but the last 2 days have totally cunted me off. Yesterday I played 654 Head at squash, a sport I’m normally and quite arrogantly rather untouchable at, however I was shit, and shit too as that ginger cunt beat me easily! Don’t get me started, I was rather miserable until the evening when Bonners came round with his new hat.

Well today I have been to Comberton, which is a quaint village on the out-skirts of Evesham On Sea, and got royally spanked by Unners at golf, during which I managed to ‘damage’ my 4-iron on my golf trolley, splitting it in half! Pigslips don’t do losing, but if it did then it can become rather miserable……..

Once back I seeked revenge on the Oche, and played, toyed and feathered Unwin along before destroying the fat shit easily!!

Scott Marshall is back in the shire, he is an Aussie cricket player who resides in London (the sub-capital to The Sham on the water) who occasionally likes to live the high life in town, well we are off to Mazza’s nightclub Thursday before a full VIP day out at Worcester for England v Australia in the cricket……..

The next few days are about The Desert Classic in Vegas for me, follow Pigslips legend Ronnie Baxter on his website.

All for now, Del and Rodders on UK Gold……….