Now this site is renowned for it’s abuse and sometimes over usage of the cunt, however this word cannot be used in anyway against Sir Bobby Robson who unfortunately lost his fight against cancer and passed away today. The man was a legend, and shall be remembered by me as one of the better England managers we had hounded out by the press again. Sad day for football. Read the rest of this entry »

Sir Pigslips is away in some other exotic country so once again I can say whatever the cunt I like on here, and the goofy prick will not be able to stop me……… So we will have a look at the news shall we?? Read the rest of this entry »

Ah news round-up again!!!!! Here are some of the most funny stories I have read, and some not funny but fuck it I will rip the shit out of them anyway…

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Think I may of covered this in the title?

Sir Pigslips is a bit of a gooner, and he does not like the cunt they call Adebayor one bit, here he is..

THIS MAN IS A CUNT!!!!!!!!

A GREEDY TWO FACED CUNT!!!!

CUNT CUNTITY CUNT CUNT CUNT!!

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Sir Pigslips is a big fan of football, as are many other cunt around the world!! However is it just me, or is football finally becoming a sick fucking joke??? I don’t understand where clubs are getting money with a so called recession on? Man City may have millions from a Arab, but they are fucking football up as we know it!!! Real Madrid? Spanish cunts who attempt to buy there Championships with money they simply don’t possess! Read the rest of this entry »

The throwing of a bride’s bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding when the flowers caused a plane to crash. The bride and groom had the original idea of hiring a small plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests. However, rather than choosing a guest with a throw like Steve Backley they chose a guest who opted to launch the flowers straight into the plane’s engine causing it to catch fire and explode!

The dozy wench with the job of throwing the bouquet not only completely fucked up the plane, but the day her best friend had been dreaming of all her life. She was taken to hospital in Grosseto by helicopter - reluctantly they picked her up on the condition that someone would hold her arms behind her back whilst in the air and that she didn’t have a window seat!

Uncle Albert is cunting funny!! As one writes this here blog, Only Fools be on Tele and it be the Heroes and Villans one!! Total classic, Trigger is now talking about his medal! The last of the classic Only Fools before they cunted it right up!!Sir Pigslips is back, and I have met with him tonight to discuss all things lips, which considering Emily was there turned crude! Emily for all you Pigs lovers is a prick!! Love her…xx

What are your favorite Only Fools Moments????????????

For a change it’s not domifat kidsnated by that fuckin Jackson bloke!! That is now gone, and well not glad to read about more deaths in Afghanistan! Seems often now that somebody loses there kid to war, and a pretty silly one at that! I know about the oil and stuff, and sure a little cuntfuck like me ain’t gonna realise probably the larger scale!But there are far too many hairy stinky fuckwankers out there who seem all to willing to blow themselves up! With that in mind I can’t help but feel that this may never end, and we may be seeing this rather depressing news story all too often. Read the rest of this entry »

So looks like the convicts have the first test under control!! Over-rated Hughes went then that little prick Ponting came good!! Cunt!!!!