Pigslips

Sir Pigslips is a big fan of football, as are many other cunt around the world!! However is it just me, or is football finally becoming a sick fucking joke??? I don’t understand where clubs are getting money with a so called recession on? Man City may have millions from a Arab, but they are fucking football up as we know it!!! Real Madrid? Spanish cunts who attempt to buy there Championships with money they simply don’t possess! Read the rest of this entry »

The throwing of a bride’s bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding when the flowers caused a plane to crash. The bride and groom had the original idea of hiring a small plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests. However, rather than choosing a guest with a throw like Steve Backley they chose a guest who opted to launch the flowers straight into the plane’s engine causing it to catch fire and explode!

The dozy wench with the job of throwing the bouquet not only completely fucked up the plane, but the day her best friend had been dreaming of all her life. She was taken to hospital in Grosseto by helicopter - reluctantly they picked her up on the condition that someone would hold her arms behind her back whilst in the air and that she didn’t have a window seat!

Uncle Albert is cunting funny!! As one writes this here blog, Only Fools be on Tele and it be the Heroes and Villans one!! Total classic, Trigger is now talking about his medal! The last of the classic Only Fools before they cunted it right up!!Sir Pigslips is back, and I have met with him tonight to discuss all things lips, which considering Emily was there turned crude! Emily for all you Pigs lovers is a prick!! Love her…xx

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