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14th July 2009

Brides bouquet brings down plane!

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The throwing of a bride’s bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding when the flowers caused a plane to crash. The bride and groom had the original idea of hiring a small plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests. However, rather than choosing a guest with a throw like Steve Backley they chose a guest who opted to launch the flowers straight into the plane’s engine causing it to catch fire and explode!

The dozy wench with the job of throwing the bouquet not only completely fucked up the plane, but the day her best friend had been dreaming of all her life. She was taken to hospital in Grosseto by helicopter - reluctantly they picked her up on the condition that someone would hold her arms behind her back whilst in the air and that she didn’t have a window seat!

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