6th
July
2009
Help! I’ve sawn off my willy
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This story on page 16 of todays Daily Star just got to me!!
“A carpenter was recovering yesterday after accidentally slicing off his own willy with an electric saw”
What the fuck?? How do you do that? He was making a cunting cabinet! It gets worse as he phoned 999 and they had to stitch it back on!!
His mother Edna, 84 says “this was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession” no they cunting don’t do they??? Did Jesus cut off his cock? No! Did The Carpenters cut off there cocks?? No! Silly old stinker!
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