In the news currently
For a change it’s not domifat kidsnated by that fuckin Jackson bloke!! That is now gone, and well not glad to read about more deaths in Afghanistan! Seems often now that somebody loses there kid to war, and a pretty silly one at that! I know about the oil and stuff, and sure a little cuntfuck like me ain’t gonna realise probably the larger scale!But there are far too many hairy stinky fuckwankers out there who seem all to willing to blow themselves up! With that in mind I can’t help but feel that this may never end, and we may be seeing this rather depressing news story all too often.
Right with Sir Pigslips away strutting his stuff in sausage land, I have been scaling the news for stuff to have a giggle about, this has proved difficult over the last few days due to Mr. Jackson and the build up to The Ashes, that will end in a draw! However some have come to light:
I like this one, see the Spanish have a wonderful hatred of the bull, so much that they like to torment the fucker in a ring, then stab it with swords for lets be honest… no real reason, so I’m not a great lover of the donkey raping shit eaters. I hate and despise cruelty to animals and any cunt who thinks it is fun is a total cunt. So best thing in this sort of situation is for the animal to ‘win’. For those of you who may be too fuckin retarded to know what the ‘Running of The Bull’ is all about well let me explain.
They let bulls loose in the street, then run away from it and then beat them with sticks when they run past.
Fuckin awesome eh!! These Spigs really know how party!!! The cunts! So Mr Bull caught some cunt and killed him!! Bull wins, fuckin legend!! taste that you horrible stinking fucker.
Not sounding rude, but when they found out they were going to Spain for a bull running holiday they had no choice but to kill the tourist officer…..
Joking aside, just follow the link and look at the bloke!!! Say no more about this story!!! He looks a cunt, and proved it!! And he probably murdered the vicar for marrying them looking at her…… Golly
Basically if your a fat cunt and can’t walk because your too fuckin top heavy with huge man tits and not seen you cock and feet for 4 years then you get given a pedometer. Now break that word down and it sounds very wrong. Basically these food loving cunts were attaching the devices to there dogs and led teachers to think they were walking further than they were. Genius you may think, well I’m not so sure.
For a start, look at the average fat cunt! They don’t do exercise you can see! Don’t need a pedo meter to see that!! And do the parents not cotton on to it? A strange device upon your hound? Or do the fat cunts walk the dog? Which would in all fairness defeat the whole object? Maybe the only chance the fat cunts get to walk is to the chippy and back!!
I blame the parents, force feed them fuckin salad!!!!!!!!!!! Fat cunts.
Well that’s all for now, back soon unless you hear from Sir Pigslips, who may well be munching a sausage. Goofy cunt