In the news recently…..
Ah news round-up again!!!!! Here are some of the most funny stories I have read, and some not funny but fuck it I will rip the shit out of them anyway…
Right, now I don’t get this Pope fella? I’ve seen Angels and demons and it all seems a little bit fucked up for me, and they are all batty too! Now he has broken his wrist in a fall while on holiday? Holiday? Where the cunt does a Pope go for holiday? I’m rather sure he won’t be clubbing it up or fucking fat chicks on the beach in Ibiza! I bet he fell off the Ginny horses in Barry Island!!!!!!! And why is the Pope always an old cunt? Do they love the fact that they can build up the suspense by him dying? I don’t get it, why do they not have a 20 year old Pope, then they can smoke him off for many many years to come!!
And there British too!!! Fucker! Basically a stage being constructed for Madonna in France has collapsed bringing down a crane and killing 2 peeps, injuring a gaggle. I can only wonder if the old stink will be giving the family any sort of rent to help them out? OK so it’s not exactly her fault, but I’m sure she wanted the big glitter and spotlights so fuck her!! cough up!
Who says he was alone? If he was alone then who can verify he was alone? Look at the scruffy cunt? He stinks you can tell? And look at the map he took? What a class A cunt this prick really is!! Get a job you fucking tax dodging fuckwit!!!!!!
This story is disturbing!! How could somebody honestly do this? How could you attempt to kill a family be it your own one or someone elses!!! And the worst thing is that this cunt will be treated with royalty in out legal system this country has!!! This should be a death sentence!! I think it’s fuckin sick that cunts like this can still be let to live if he is found guilty!!!!! I need to run for PM I think? Hang this cunt by his testicles in Manchester city center and let him fuckin rot!! The fuckin cunting cunt.
This is the prick who went for a walk in the Aussie bush, got lost and his dad went to the press and basically called him a cunt, which some people though was harsh. Now then
Do you have kids? Would you ever imagine having your son/daughter go missing in the bush for 12 days, no search party can find them, and they are assumed dead? The ordeal you would go through! Bear in mind the simple cunt didn’t take his phone or nothing! How can you not take your cunting phone? I think his dad is bang on, if he was my son, I would put 6 lace holes of shoe up his arse! yeah you would be relieved but at the same time you would want to fuckin kill the little prick yourself for being so stupid in the first place!!! Top marks for his dad and nothing for the simple cunt!!!!!
That’s all for now!!! I’m off to get over a headache brought on by a gaggle of beers