Pigslips

Whether you think Mr. Jackson was a cunt or not, everyone has family and everyone desrerves a send off!

1 question: How do they handle burial/burning with a plastic person??

Scientific answers only please……

This story on page 16 of todays Daily Star just got to me!!

“A carpenter was recovering yesterday after accidentally slicing off his own willy with an electric saw”

What the fuck?? How do you do that? He was making a cunting cabinet! It gets worse as he phoned 999 and they had to stitch it back on!!
His mother Edna, 84 says “this was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession” no they cunting don’t do they??? Did Jesus cut off his cock? No! Did The Carpenters cut off there cocks?? No! Silly old stinker!

Ineresting!!! It would appear the best way to be a success is to actually die!! If you said 2 wekks ago that Placky Jacko would be number 2 in the singles chart and have 5 albums in the top 10 then I would fully exect you all to call me a cunt! Well stand fucked. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m hurting today, a few days of very heavy drinking has brought things to a head! Sir Pigslips was a shadow of his former self as he enjoyed a VIP day out at Worcester watching England Lions v Australia, and reports are of him being very shocking in the early hours of Saturday morning. Outrageous!! Read the rest of this entry »

Funny story in the press time. Landon Donovan (WHO??) has accused our Beck’s of lacking commitment?

Basically he is saying that Beck’s don’t care anymore and when Ruud Gullit left LA then he switched off. Well can you blame him?? The USA league is fuckin shite!!

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Right, now I am willing to rip living fuck out of human’s as they have the ability to defend themselves! Animals however are fucked, and on that note I would like to raise a story from today!!

POLICE DOG’S DIE IN CAR

Now I was under the impression this was a criminal offence?? Would you even take your dog out in this heat? If so I hope it is near water?? What a gaggle of cunts!!!!!!!!!

I have no more to say on this to be fair! I’m sorry that another story on here is dominated with other cunts fucking up, but some things are just too much even for Sir Pigslips.

Have you seen the front of OK Mag?? Disgrace!! Sir Pigslips has told me to write this. Now we ain’t big Jackson fans, and yes we had the joke’s same as you all, and we giggled, of course!! However a mag, that is doing a ‘Jacko’ edition in tribute shows him as good as dead on the front cover?? Nice work!! Cunts! Nobody deserves that indignity! He has family!!! I think we should contact OK Magazine and tell them… You can too, here is the email of the nice Picture Editor..

sophie.mutter@express.co.uk

I’m sure she would be delighted to hear from you…..

I’ve never really got that song? The sun has got his hat on, hip-hip-hip-hip hooray! The sun has not got a hat? Trust me, Unless the sun is actually a chav, in which case it will have a knife and tuck his Adidas joggers into his socks, a look that not only makes you look an accomplished chav, but also an accomplished cunt. Read the rest of this entry »