Pigslips

Paul Mason is his name, and boy is he actually a really fat cunt, 70 stone no less!! Now I’m sure that there are probably medical reasons for this!! First one is his feet! He can’t keep the cunts out of the chip shop!! I’m sorry if this offends anyone who may be a bit chubby, but there is really no need for someone to be as fat as that, and they need to operate because he can’t stop eating? Are they pissed?

Seriously as a tax-payer (which makes me a small percentage in this country) (in fact don’t get me started there) I am expected to fund the operation to help him, when the fat shit has crammed his boat full of cake and pies all his life!! I will tell you what, sew the cunts trap shut, then he has no chance!

Also, how does he piss and shit? I’m sure he can shit! Like a fuckin dinosaur no doubt! but the fat wanker must never be able to wipe his arse or be able to use the shower head as a washer cause he ain’t gonna reach! he must have a beach towel that he floss’s his own massive shitter with! And does his bog have shock absorbers because I bet the plastic seat is totally fucked! In fact I think he has probably swallowed the cunt.

It claims that in 2002 they had to remove the unit with a forklift! 2002?? So in 7 years he has got worse! Why try to save someone like that! Lovely man I bet but please! We have to stop helping people who fuck themselves up and help those who try and look after themselves!! 70 Stone?? Fuckin fat cunt.