Arabia?
Well this place will be nice when it’s finished as they say! I have been out there for the last week direct from the joy of Brazil to prepare for the arrival of Sir. Pigslips who was nice and grumpy when he landed yesterday. Nevermind, this place is good but even better when it is finished, the little cunts are building stuff everywhere.
Last night I left Sir. Pigslips to it, he had his own adventures, infact the goofy cunt went skiing, this could of proved fun if he would of fell and got those ivories stuck in the snow and ice, but fuck him! Anyway he got lost, ended up at a hotel called Aquarius where they have a huge aquarium which has something like 1,000.000 liters of water and 59,000.999.872. Fishes. And he got lost on the way home when as he put it ‘The cunting taxi driver asked US for directions’ and considering he had been here less than 12 hours he was royally fucked.
Eventually after falling off a bridge in a Speed style he got home, only to find the hotel will not allow anyone a drink unless they are dressed ina cunting tuxedo.
Anyway enough from me, I’m off to get fucked by a camel.