Pigslips

Folks I must apologise for the complete lack of updates! I’m a cunt, and would like you all to let me know.

First up I have been away over the far east of all places, supporting Sir. Pigslips. This involved a stay in Singapore where it was as cunting hot and stinking as you could ever imagine, and fucking expensive, it honestly costs a cunting fortune to in fact get totally cunted.During my time in Singapore, I visited a ‘gig’ by dance act Underworld and it was fuckin top carrots! Apart from some little nips bursting big white balloons and thinking it was funny the fuckin limey cunt holes. But all was good and fun in the end and nobody was shot, hung, stabbed or in fact buggered.

It’s hard to believe that it’s quite so easy to get cunted there, I mean it’s so pricey but has to be done, and surprisingly trying to find a beer at 7am is as cunting hard as you can imagine, and this is a big city! fuckin yellow un’s.

Then I moved on to Japan, now that place is as cunted as anywhere I have been, and it was my first time there! No money out of cashpoints and phone didn’t work because the little yellow cunts have a different system, why the fuck is that? Why the holy mother of fucks do they have to be soooo cunting special where they have to have a special phone network? OK if I wasn’t such a tight cunt I could of just well bought a 3G phone and be done with it, but then there would of been nothing to bleat on and moan at!!! And why could I get no money? I have a cunting cash card for a very good reason!! TO GET CUNTING CASH OUT AND SPEND IT IN YOUR OVER EXPENSIVE FISH LOVING CITY. And I couldn’t.

That brings me nicely onto food. I like a tin of tuna I will admit, but fish heads? Fish heads?? What? Why the cunt would you want to eat a fish’s head? It’s a fuckin fish??? Why would you want to head anythings head let alone a fishy cunting wishy!!!!! So what do we hve in a fish’s head that os so appealing? It’s eyes? that’s hardly a meal, is it? And they are thick cunts as they only have a 2 second memory! So? The brain cannot and I mean cannot be filling, so what else is there? A tongue?? A fish’s fucking tongue? Do fish have tongues? Maybe not, so it’s lips? You get the picture? Unless they are serving a great fucking whit then fish heads not only sound disgusting but fucking pointless too!!! Cunts.

So what else is there to do, wander about the little industrial shit tip of a city where no cunt speaks English which everyone in the world should, it should actually be law. They have a McDonalds where they serve delights such as McFish, McOctopus and everyone’s favorite the McHerring. I can’t be cunted with that. A beer, now that is OK, Beer is reasonable, however to fair a wee heavy on the old pocket, especially if you decide to drop in a local bar for 1. 150 Yen the little yellow one claimed for a beer, sounds good, until she bought out 2 litre bottles of Ashai! They were not 150 Yen. After 1 beer we got the bill and decided to jog on, only to be presented with a 8,000 Yen bill!! Apparently there is a fee of 1,00 to go in the cunting bar, which is wank, and no cunt in there! And got 2 minging sluts in too. After arguments we decided to fuck off, slammed 4,000 on the bar and told them to cunt themselves.

I’m on the way home now, will meet up with Sir. Pigslips later in the week before he cunts off to Brazil, the cunt.