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24th November 2009

What day? 9 I think…. Celebrity update

Right so normality I suppose now slack Alice has fucked off!!

So Bushtucker trial today features Stuart and Gino, and surprise fuckin surprise fuckin surprise FUCKIN SUPRISE it was funny because Katie was not doing it. I’m not being a bastard to her but it’s true.. It was funny! They were in a double decker seesaw, they had to shout to each other to balance it, as you can imagine it was very funny! They couldn’t of been worse, ‘backwards and forwards’ were shouted and they were fucked! Stuart fell out because Gino was poor, it really was and is worth watching to be fair!! Read the rest of this entry »

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24th November 2009

True Letter

Dear Sirs
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date. Read the rest of this entry »

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