Pigslips

Ol George has come out saying that he likes the Brits, and basically wants to suck everyone off, even Gino, who is Italian, so……… Bless him.

Ant and Dec started there bit with gags about rolls, and the food in Australia, to be fair if you ain’t seen the show then it’s a waste of time telling you, but trust me it was fuckin funny!!

So the next trial has come out, and our George is not allowed to do it on medical grounds again, I find that weird! He is a nice bloke but if he is not fit to do trials then I have to question why the cunt is there! But he seems a nice fucker so will give him the time of day. Today’s trial is to be done by tits herself Katie ‘Jordan’ Price.

As she left camp, Kim declared that she would smell her before she got back! Bit rude?? Just because she has had a feast of cock in her time, it’s not entirely fair to say her clam smells of rotten squid! Kim should have more respect!! Just because she wants a tit-off with Katie, Imagine that?

The challenge as ever seems cunting hard! She has to dig and crawl down a dirt passage (not an anus) and collect stars, but it’s full of rats, shit and rats, with a little tiny wee bit of shit!

To be fair, she done reasonably well, as someone who don’t like closed in spaces, and water, she was as fucked as a midget in a high jump contest! She had a panic attack, and shit her clammy shit catchers, thanks to Bob the ranger for sorting her out. 4 stars is pretty shit, and I imagine the camp will be sympathetic but at the end of the day will think she is an absolute slut.

Kim was interviewed and she claims the camp is desperately hungry! To be fair, she is a beast of a woman so she has right to be hungry! Gino then bleated saying it would be great to have 10, but she only got 4! Well he is a cunt! What would be great is for the whole camp to be given steak and twatting chips each night, but guess what?!?!? That’s the game! Let’s see him on the next trial! However knowing the hearts of the British public, I can imagine Katie doing the next trial as it seems to be the sort of thing that would have her shaking like a 4 year old in the hands of Gary Glitter.

Sabrina may wanna fuck Stuart. Interesting, after Katie and Peter who knows! Maybe George and Kim won’t be the first to fuck!

Gino claims the camp should be called ‘knocker camp’ because of the breasts on display! We were treated to a video of girls showering with some wonderful closeups of Katie, Sam, Sabrina….. and Kim, put me right of my mashed potato. George claims that he has paid for 9 and half sets of tits! Half? That’s an interesting one….

Jimmy and Lucy had to go and get the box, there challenge was to fill a tube up with water  then both lift it EVENLY on rope to fill a bucket, poor Lucy just got soaked as the tube had open ends, was all very very funny!! Jimmy reains my favorite! and I want him to win! With George a close 2nd!

Food arrived and it was crocodile legs, but totally legs like with toes and claws! Looked fuckin minging!! Anyway they will be nice once the testicles start being munched!!

Tomorrows bush tucker trial was between Justin and surprise surprise Katie. And it was Katie who was dumped to do it again, after today’s effort it’s not a huge shock! She was a useless cunt today so I foresee more of the same tomorrow! That’s all for now, love you cunts…….