Pigslips

Day 1 updates:

So the crew are in on day 1, there is a full listing at the menu bar above of all the mutants involved! Gotta want Jimmy White to win as he is fucking legend.

First up is the challenge between Sam Fox, who you still would despite age, just to say you have! Any youngsters who don’t know of her then what the cunt you doing on this foul foul site? Along side her was Gino, who I don’t really know, he is Italian, and hates spiders! His first challenge was involving spiders, poor cunt.

Also there is Kim and George, now despite them being 70 years young, I still think they are very brave for attempting such a thing, also I honestly think they will totally fuck bareback and doggie style in that camper by the end of the first week. She is gagging and wet like a car-washes chamois leather.

Also speaking of Kim, she claimed that not having clean towels was a disgrace, well guess what girly… YOUR IN THE CUNTING JUNGLE! They make you eat bollocks, swim in shit, treat you like shit or you won’t eat! So why does she think that you get clean towels? I’m fuckin amazed!! Does nobody who goes on this show ever watch it???

With that in mind, I like her, however she stated she don’t like water so she should have all the challenges. A theory which proves correct as she has the first fucker.

Tomorrow, Katie Twatting Price is back in, and she is just going to be a cunt I can see it…….