Pigslips

Kim is actually a legend, her trial was tricky but she was fuckin very very funny, as Ant & Dec rightly pointed out, she has huge tits so the balls just stuck in the middle of them, if you can take that in a clean way you fuckin dirty cunts…

So she got all 11 stars!! That means 11 people, that means unsuprisingly slack gash herself Jordan is ‘welcomed’ into the jungle….

So she is away from all the press? You cunt, the press are all over this show!!!!!!!!!!! Disgrace…

To be fair, after 20 mins I think she ain’t that bad, I mean taking all there best possessions is harsh but to be fair it had to be done, and now Gino has emerged as my least favorite! No need to complain you wop cunt, she done her best!! Camilla is struggling with a bit of homesickness I think, what she does not need is 11 cunts gathered round her telling her bollocks, just give her a bit of bait, bit of drink and let her be!! She knew the risks when she went on, so fuck her with respect of course!!!

Next up to do the trial is Katie, I’m not shocked, she made a rod for her own back! She was up against Justin, who I’m not sure of, however Price gets the vote, should be fuckin fun!!

My list in order… Bset one top, worst bottom, clearly…

Jimmy

Kim

George

Katie

Stuart

Camilla

Justin

Colin

Lucy

Sabrina

Gino