Pigslips

So the camp is in 2, base camp and exile, whilst paradise has cushions, food, fridge etc, exile has rats, rats, 1 bed and cunting rats. In each group are:

• Base Camp: Katie, Sabrina, Jimmy, Colin, Justin and Joe
• Exile: George, Gino, Kim, Stuart, Sam and Lucy

Exile really is fuckin horrible.

Joe looks like he can be a bit argumentative, with Base camp waiting to  supply food, and Joe going off his tits about it! Interesting…

Exile have decided to catch a rat and eat it, is quite sick, but then it is survival, Gino caught it, cut it and there you have 1 rat! He then filleted it, looked like rabbit!

It seemed to be quite nice, but they said it was like chicken!! Not for me, but then you never know what Yong Song Pooey sells down the takeaway.

Katie had to do the trial again, and again she made the song and dance about it, but again she loves it and it’s what she wanted when she went in there the fuckin dog snatch. She had to hang over a rock face, put her hands into holes where there are all sorts of beasts and retrieve stars through a series of puzzles! Again it’s one I would do this one!!

She was fuckin pathetic! She makes such a song and dance it’s no wonder she keeps getting voted! She got all 6 stars for her camp, and 3 stars for the other camp, so they will get some bait too, she then cried on about doing challenges!!!! I cunting wonder why….

They previewed the next challenge and it’s the food one!! It’s in a vending machine and it’s full of bollocks etc, Justin and Katie should do fine with this one.

The camp in exile are getting on really really well, Kim loves to dig at people but they are enjoying it, surprisingly! The other camp have Joe, and he is really starting to piss people off! he seems to knock everyone and everything! But he seems to be been there done that and I am growing to think he is a cunt! However you must keep him in there as he proving to be some sort of entertainment! That said, would you confront him? 6′ 4″ of heavyweight boxer??? Cunt that.

Exile had to stand in a pond, holding water in a tube with there fingers! George is hilarious to be fair! They seem to be having a right laugh considering they eat rats, fuckin funny!! The winner was immune from the public vote by being sent back to base camp! Nobody wanted to win, as they enjoyed it, however Stuart won, because he wanted to look after the other team… Interesting.

Food time, and again Joe is a twat, he moans about the food! He says he couldn’t eat it! Just because Sabrina cooked it, he is pathetic! He then moaned saying she should wash up! How rude, and actually fuckin funny!! Everyone else enjoyed it apart from him, and they let him know in uncertain terms. It was a cunting chicken?!?!? he says boil it then fry it, she says fry it then boil it! They are starting to really hate him! Bad Bad Bad. But it’s good entertainment! I’m unsure if he means it or if he is just being a bastard!!!!!!

So to do the horrible horrible bollock and toe nail eating is between….. Katie and Kim in fact it’s both of them…. ha ha ha

Now… To evaluate. Katie will have no problem eating testicles, foreskins etc…. Kim will just have no problem eating…..

Till tomorrow!!!