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11th November 2009

X-FACTOR………… WAKE UP YOU SAD CUNTS

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Right, hope that’s got your undivided attention, now listen, I want Jedward, pictured below, to win X-Factor…. Let me explain.

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Right, well, we know they are not very good, but it’s fuckin bang out of order that cunts moan about them! They are 2 kids who entered a talent / singing show, got put through numerous times and here we are, the reason they have not been voted out is:

  • They have not received the lowest votes
  • If they have, then they have been saved by the fact that the other acts are all as boring as fuck
  • THEY ENTERTAIN
  • They attract massive publicity to the show

Now there are 4 points that I will touch upon, point 1, being that they have not received the lowest votes, which may I remind you…. YOU FUCKIN VOTE FOR, and 2, the judges who are Mr (I’ve only ever been successful by bands covering slow ballads) Louis Walsh, Miss Danni Minogue (Like her) Cheryl Cole (Lovely girl, but can’t like her because her husband is nothing short of a cunt) and Sir Simon Cowell (Legend, would love to make him an honorary Pigslipper) can se that they bring more to that show than the rest of the boring cunts on display! 3 & 4 I have covered.

The trouble is that the public are too fuckin silly and sensitive to realise that it’s all about money, Simon Cowell has them right where he wants them, talking, papers, radio, news… Guess what you stupid cunts STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY.

At the end of the day, the kids go out on stage, put there not by themselves, but by the public, and then get fuckin slated which is very harsh. I hope they win, they are not the best singers by a long shot, but with the contracts they will get with kids TV etc, Cowell is lapping it in, the further they get, the better for the 3 of them..

JEDWARD TO WIN, we don’t need another Leona Lewis or Will cunting Young… You know I’m right!!

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  1. 1 On November 12th, 2009, dEaDfRoG said:

    I have to be perfectly honest, my X-Factor favourites are based largely, no, entirely upon who I’d most like to bone. Thusly, I won’t have a bad word said against Leona Lewis and it explains my annoyance at Lucies exit.

    However, now the only ones left worth a wank are Cheryl and Danni and they’re in it for the duration so I don’t give a piss who wins.

  2. 2 On November 12th, 2009, Daz said:

    Ah Mr Harris i would like to make a comparison of JEDWARD as you call them too marmite …you love it or hate it , I agree that Simon Cowell is a LEGEND and i liked the comment about louis . Mr Cowell knows his shit!! …Oooo remind me to go on the X-factor next year to do my rendition of the hoki koki or the Pikey Favorate FOOT LOOSE you just never know :).All people are different and have different tastes just think some people went out a bought music from these bunch of Twats.” las kechup,cheeky girls,East 17 cough cough Mr Harris or that TWAT cheko Different strokes for Different Fokes if you know what i mean.

  3. 3 On November 12th, 2009, Bonners said:

    Any chance you can make me some of them pig slippers after you have made Simon Cowells??
    X

  4. 4 On November 12th, 2009, Sir. Pigslips said:

    Very good Bonners, and Daz, you seem to be in touch with your anger…

  5. 5 On November 12th, 2009, Daz said:

    Always m8, i aint been right for years ;).

  6. 6 On November 12th, 2009, Daz said:

    Also it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmello man is fistin them in that picture, Now theres a show ..Brings a whole new meanin to the X-Factor ha ha ha love it !

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