Pigslips

Kim is right cunted off, They won the chest, won Cream Tea and scones, and the cheek of the people?!?!? They Only brought enough for 3! She hit the fuckin roof!!!!!

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Todays bushtucker trial was probably the funniest I have ever ever seen on the show…..

Just watch it…

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Sunday was a rather boring show, Joe lost the prison war against Stu and was evicted!! That’s was as good as it got! Monday made up for it, trust me! Read the rest of this entry »

Right, missed Thursdays as it was darts, so therefore I will do 2 days in 1! Jimmy, Sam or Sabrina will leave tonight, so who will it be?? It’s tense! It’s getting bitchy, IT SIMPLY CAN’T BE JIMMY!!!!

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Right so normality I suppose now slack Alice has fucked off!!

So Bushtucker trial today features Stuart and Gino, and surprise fuckin surprise fuckin surprise FUCKIN SUPRISE it was funny because Katie was not doing it. I’m not being a bastard to her but it’s true.. It was funny! They were in a double decker seesaw, they had to shout to each other to balance it, as you can imagine it was very funny! They couldn’t of been worse, ‘backwards and forwards’ were shouted and they were fucked! Stuart fell out because Gino was poor, it really was and is worth watching to be fair!! Read the rest of this entry »

So Katie has left, she has a bit of respect as she went because she didn’t like having the trials, wanted others to do it and had nothing to prove, so why do it in the first place you may ask? Oh well….

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Been slacker than a witches tit this weekend obviously. So anyway back to it. Kim is back into base camp and snoring, very bad too!! And fuckin funny.

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Out in Stratford and just walked into bar showing bush tucker trial! Saw Kim gagging so assume she gad the bollock! She handled it so fair play! More tomorrow as I may be struggling very soon

So the camp is in 2, base camp and exile, whilst paradise has cushions, food, fridge etc, exile has rats, rats, 1 bed and cunting rats. In each group are:

• Base Camp: Katie, Sabrina, Jimmy, Colin, Justin and Joe
• Exile: George, Gino, Kim, Stuart, Sam and Lucy

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Ol George has come out saying that he likes the Brits, and basically wants to suck everyone off, even Gino, who is Italian, so……… Bless him.

Ant and Dec started there bit with gags about rolls, and the food in Australia, to be fair if you ain’t seen the show then it’s a waste of time telling you, but trust me it was fuckin funny!! Read the rest of this entry »