Pigslips

So my last 2 posts have been mostly about horrific stories, this one has tragically happened in my own little shire of Evesham. A car driven by a Chris Grady, drove at speed through a field and into the River Avon. Inside with Grady, were his 2 children Ryan aged 6 and Gabby aged 5. The driver who was some cunt called Chris, swam to shore, along with Ryan, however Gabby remained inside and after 2 hours was eventually rescued by a specialist diving team. Despite being airlifted to Birmingham Children’s Hospital, young Gabby lost her brave fight on Sunday.

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OK, Been a week, and while I sit waiting for something very funny to report on, I have the huge displeasure but to stumble my wanky eyes upon this fucking horrific story….

If anybody has missed the news this week and have no idea about the very story that has so vexed me, then let me fill you in.

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Right, hope that’s got your undivided attention, now listen, I want Jedward, pictured below, to win X-Factor…. Let me explain.

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Folks I must apologise for the complete lack of updates! I’m a cunt, and would like you all to let me know.

First up I have been away over the far east of all places, supporting Sir. Pigslips. This involved a stay in Singapore where it was as cunting hot and stinking as you could ever imagine, and fucking expensive, it honestly costs a cunting fortune to in fact get totally cunted. Read the rest of this entry »

Sir Pigslips is away in some other exotic country so once again I can say whatever the cunt I like on here, and the goofy prick will not be able to stop me……… So we will have a look at the news shall we?? Read the rest of this entry »

Ah news round-up again!!!!! Here are some of the most funny stories I have read, and some not funny but fuck it I will rip the shit out of them anyway…

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Whether you think Mr. Jackson was a cunt or not, everyone has family and everyone desrerves a send off!

1 question: How do they handle burial/burning with a plastic person??

Scientific answers only please……

This story on page 16 of todays Daily Star just got to me!!

“A carpenter was recovering yesterday after accidentally slicing off his own willy with an electric saw”

What the fuck?? How do you do that? He was making a cunting cabinet! It gets worse as he phoned 999 and they had to stitch it back on!!
His mother Edna, 84 says “this was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession” no they cunting don’t do they??? Did Jesus cut off his cock? No! Did The Carpenters cut off there cocks?? No! Silly old stinker!

I’ve never really got that song? The sun has got his hat on, hip-hip-hip-hip hooray! The sun has not got a hat? Trust me, Unless the sun is actually a chav, in which case it will have a knife and tuck his Adidas joggers into his socks, a look that not only makes you look an accomplished chav, but also an accomplished cunt. Read the rest of this entry »

Right, let’s look at what is making the headlines today! Read the rest of this entry »