Pigslips

So the snow has fucked off, however it will return next week apparently! Muggins here is off to The Emirates and Wembley Thursday on a wee stadium tour, will be fuckin fun in the snow, especially as the Mondeo Ferrari has so little grip, it’s like grabbing an oily fat bird and trying to wrestle the cunt!!

Speaking of cunts, I give you Miss Emily Homer….. She is fucking off to Oz in a few weeks, good riddence to be fair?! She is also not drinking! However manages to get shitfaced every day…. Will follow her progress as it goes on. Not much else going on in Pigs World at the moment, Will keep you cunts updated should anything of note happen.

>столове a cunt of a few weeks, planet Pigslips has been shut down while I eat like fuck and get totally pissed resulting in the food I ate like fuck dribbling down my chin and out my nose, thus making the whole 3 weeks a waste of my time and your time. Who do I most feel for?? The turkeys!! We make them happy, feed the fuck out of them, they then don’t have the option of getting pissed, instead they are savagely butchered for us to eat like fuck, then we get totally pissed and then said turkey is part of the mess that dribbles down ones chin! You get the sketch??

Right, lets get into an argument!! The fact that Rage Against The Cunting Machine are Christmas Number 1 is a total joke! Here is my argument! and I’m not saying Joe should of been either……..

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Dear Sirs
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date. Read the rest of this entry »

Been at pub so a bit distant from tonight as I ain’t seen it. Understand there is a divide in camp, dunno who is where etc but hey ho…

As it’s the weekend please sympathise with the fact that I would rather go and get cunt drunk than preach to you folk, so it will be patchy… starting with tonight!

Still want Jimmy to win, but think Katie will leave first! That would be wrong, she ain’t that bad.

Will try catch up tomorrow day!!!!

Show started tonight, with Kim snoring, fuck it was a noise and half? Anything to do with being a fat’un? It seems that the bigger you are the more noise? Any advance then please comment, as there we go!! Was fuckin loud, poor George…. Read the rest of this entry »

Kim is actually a legend, her trial was tricky but she was fuckin very very funny, as Ant & Dec rightly pointed out, she has huge tits so the balls just stuck in the middle of them, if you can take that in a clean way you fuckin dirty cunts…

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Well the fuckers done it!! Jamie went out, but with that fuckin salad I ain’t shocked, roll on next week!!!!!!

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It was fuckin ace and it didn’t cunt down with rain, honest!!! Well worth the £3 to get in, although little Pigs Steve did shit his nappy.