Not too much happening before hand, yesterday was spend with Jnr. Pigslips aka Steve who enjoyed wiping his snotty nose on my head and screaming Dickhead at the top of his voice! Oh he was a fucking treasure.

Despite the fact that I have yut 2 KFC’s in 2 days and a curry last night,  my arse can only resemble the broken catflap that it deserves. Nice ahead of a 14 hour flight to that hole! Apart from that, as yet there is little to moan at. However I’m sure more will appear as the days go on…

When the boys from Spain took Arsenal out, it was Wenger who sat there in the aftermath interview and smiled and said that the better team won, Lionell Messi was superb and Arenal couldn’t cope! Almunia said similar, as did Bendtner, Pep Guadiola also said that it was an honour to beat a team he respects who play superb football, a game played in the right spirit.

Cue Manchester United v Bayern Munich! Fergi plays Wayne Rooney only 1 week after he ruled himself out of the seaon maybe even the World Cup with a bad ankle injury! Nobody was unhappy to see the pikey cunt take to the field last night! I was happy, he had to be fit to play? Manure are a club that wouldn’t take that risk? they ain’t that fuckin stupid?????

Silly me, he injured himself again shortly before half time, then walked about hobbling, not a nice sight for anyone who actually wants England to win in the summer? It was a fuck up from United, a fuck up that was as embarrassing as the commentators constant cock sucking of the chubby Shrek cunt. “Let’s not forget he played the pass to Gibson to set up the first goal” claimed the commentator, now even on crutches he could of played that simple 5 yard pass, I for one got fucked off with listening to them. Even when he went off they were trying to fuckin blow him by claiming he was a ‘great team player’ by sitting on the bench watching the 2nd half. Fuck me, he had a ankle injury which had ice on it? If the cunt was missing a limb, then sure I would of said fair play. but ITV fuckin come on…..

Then we get Raphael, a good little player but last night showed immaturity beyond all hope! He handled the good looking Frank Ribery like a dream in the early mins, before he thought he was fouled which for the record was a shocking dive, in retaliation he tripped the Bayern player 6 yards before he got to the ball, shocking tackle, very immature and the ref quite rightly dished the yellow card.

Not an age after he tracked back through midfield pulling back Ribery, in any game he has played in that will always be a yellow card, so why was he so confused when the ref produced the 2nd yellow and ordered the little curly haired cunt off? He had to go, from then on there was only 1 winner.

So after the game Fergie who hates losing claimed it was typical Germans the way they surrounded the ref and demanded a 2nd yellow. Interesting from a  team who use to hound the ref? If I was Fergie I would wonder why I had a player so stupid as to get himself sent off, ask myself why after Rooney went off, and his team had spent 30 mins in there own penalty box surviving extreme pressure why I never brought another forward on so whenever our defence cleared the ball, there was at least a hope of someone other than a Bayern player getting the ball, and finally why i can’t just say well done to Bayern? They won fair and square……

I’m slightly unsure of the right wording for this, it has touched everybody in Evesham, and everybody feels the same. What has happened is a tragic sickening thing, and the driver of any vehicle who attempts suicide and drags other people into it are scum, but when it’s your own defenceless children, at such a tragic young age then I feel sick at the thought.

What is the right thing to do with Mr Chris Grady? The death sentence is too kind, what that man has done is nothing short of evil and he should be punished in the most evil of manners, but is this too kind to him? What would be the best way of treating a scummy fucking shitbag like that? I think we should re-open the old stocks in the Almonry and shove the cunt in there for a month! However I don’t think he would survive the first night given the feelings of most people in this little town, whatever happens to him, I hope he rots in a slow painful death, people like him never get the right justice!!

Rest in peace young Gabby, you fought till the end……..

If anybody has missed the news this week and have no idea about the very story that has so vexed me, then let me fill you in.

Basically 2 kids beat 2 other kids up, everyday occurence you may feel, however here is an extract from the BBC.

The judge was told the victims, then aged nine and 11, set out on Saturday 4 April with their BMX bikes and their dog.

They were approached by the brothers after they went to a shop and the brothers, whom they had met before, asked to use their bikes.

They then asked their victims if they wanted to go and see a dead fox.

Prosecuting, Nicholas Campbell QC said the brothers took hold of their victims and dragged them through a gap in a fence, while threatening to kill them.

‘Emotionally traumatic’

During the attack, the older brother focused his attention on the older victim, while the other brother targeted the younger boy.

The prosecutor said the victims, who are uncle and nephew, were subjected to an assault that was “both physically painful and emotionally traumatic - it was frightening”.

“In addition, what they endured was humiliating and embarrassing.”

The court was told the brothers stamped on their victims and collected bricks and stones, which were thrown at their heads.

Police who searched the scene later found a great deal of blood and blood-stained “weapons” including a wooden branch and a stone weighing 28lbs.

The court heard how a metal ring was used by the elder brother to attempt to strangle one of the boys.

Mr Campbell said one of the boys was stripped naked and was told to perform a sex act.

When people were heard approaching the area, a plastic sheet was placed over the two boys, which was then set on fire causing burns to the boys.

Mr Campbell said when the younger boy refused to cross a stream he was told: “If you’re not going to come over here, then you’d better kill yourself. Otherwise we’re going to come over and do it.”

Attack videoed

Eventually the younger defendant said they had to go to meet their father.

Mr Campbell said: “[The older brother] replied ‘One minute. I need to kill them both because they might just grass on us’.”

Rocks were then thrown at the two victims before the pair left, telling the two boys to stay where they were or they would “come back and finish you off”.

The families of the two victims gasped and cried as mobile phone footage of part of the attack was played in court.

The 20-second video, taken by one of the brothers, showed his sibling taunting and hitting one of his victims as he lay on the ground covered in blood.

I’m fucking sickened by this, especially when today a court ruled that the 2 cunts who actually did this were sentenced to 5 years and there identities to be withheld to protect them. This is a fucking huge disgrace and something that really fucks me off, the judge in my eyes is a total cunt, and I have no respect for him! These 2 fucking wankers need stringing up by there bollocks, preferably in the town center where people would pay there own ‘respects’ to them. I got told that was unfair as they would probably be murdered! What and they don’t deserve that???????

Now, Sir. Pigslips may run for town Mayor of the the small state of Evesham. If it was down to me, I would make these cunts public, and I would utilise the old stocks outside the Almonry Museum, and I couldn’t give 2 cunts if they were stoned, cut, shit on, tortured, whatever!!! These scum deserve exactly what they get! It’s easy to blame the parents too, and I think they have to look at themselves, but apparently they have split! This can cause problems with the children, so as much as I think they need to shoulder the blame then it does need to be considered whether or not the child is just a scummy cunt or not! Either way my sentence of them wouldn’t differ.

Off that, I have some great plans for the town! unfortunately our council is ran by old shits, and maybe a nice younger face would be the thing to sort our charity shop ridden town back to being somewhere that people are proud to visit, and somewhere that we like to be at nighttime! Oh and then there is the shit with Evesham cunting Leisure Center and the whole Squash Court scenario which don’t even get me moaning about.

till next time cunto’s, show your support to Sir. Pigslips for Town Mayor… My first job is to drag those 2 cunts from Yorkshire and show them how we handle things our way!!

Speaking of cunts, I give you Miss Emily Homer….. She is fucking off to Oz in a few weeks, good riddence to be fair?! She is also not drinking! However manages to get shitfaced every day…. Will follow her progress as it goes on. Not much else going on in Pigs World at the moment, Will keep you cunts updated should anything of note happen.

Right! The whole reason that it was number 1, was due to a Facebook Group claiming they are sick and fed up of the X-Factor song always being number 1, well that is a fair fuckin shout however… The song which is number 1 is actually shit? No? And I would be intrested to find out if it would of been in the top 10 should it not been for some gay ass campain by a complete load of wankstains on the net!

X-Factor is a popular show, and it does produce the best karaoke singer all the time! That much is totally true! And in some cases it is just shite that it happens like that! This number 1 battle has been a joke! Both songs don’t deserve to be there! And it makes a mockery of the whole wonder of being Christmas Number 1.

So After Sabrina’s exit, the remaining 5 seemed to be full of spirits, even Justin and Gino’s trial in which Gino sat in a trolley and had rotten food poured in in a supermarket style, he then had to sift through to find stars… 5 stars up for grabs and 3 taken.

Justin had a chance to win a whole lot of breakfast for the whole crew, he had to sneak off and spend a night in a cage without telling anyone, but the cage would be full of critters! Justin’s worst nightmare!! they could see him so they were aware something was on, however he couldn’t say what! Honestly! Anyone of these 5 cunts can win this now! They are all good!! I like Justin, and couldn’t predict the winner of this! And the best is Justin had to miss out on food, which the other camp mates lied and said was wank, when it seemed actually amazing!! Cunts.

During his night, Justin was joined in his cage by cockroaches, however being the sissy he is, he screamed! And it was about 3am…. Ha Ha.. well worse was to come, as he was then joined by Kim snoring, shocker! He done it to be fair!

So next to leave the jungle unfortunately was Stuart. As I said yesterday it is a lottery now, and with 4 left it is hard to predict! But Stuart done well…..

Just watch it…

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/celebrity/news/a189406/video-jimmy-sabrina-in-memory-misery.htmlSo Sabrina lost her trial against Justin, she was good fun, but it’s that time now where the people are going.

1. Jimmy
2. Gino
3. Stuart
4. Kim
5. Justin

That’s my final order, Gino is in good contention to be fair, but Jimmy is a true legend……

The trial Monday was fuckin hilarious! Stu and Sabrina took part and it was called ‘Buzz Off’.

Stu had to sit in a ‘hive’ and Sabrina wearing a bee costume had to walk down a wire and her antennas on her head needed not to touch the metal cable, else Stu got an electric shock and covered in gunk! She was shocking, Stu was in pain and covered in total chod, If you have seen Naked Gun 2 and half where Frank is trying to cut the rope when he is tied up, then it was very similar!

Sabrina even got stung by a wasp during the trial, but little sympathy was taken as Stu got dumped on by ants, fly’s and maggots, also electrocuted. At the end of the trial, Sabrina (who couldn’t see Stu throughout) pissed herself!! Very funny trial.

They only got 3 stars.

They had the chance to win a chocolate cake later in the show, they had to answer questions about each other, if they got one wrong, the cake would be gone!! All correct and left on Stu and Gino, Gino got his wrong! It was down to Stu who got asked when Hollyoakes was first broadcast! And he got it correct, the chocolate cake was there’s!! A happy camp.

George had decided to leave! But he wanted to stay for dinner before he left, totally nice bloke, It was a full on Italian meal which Gino decided to take care of, correctly! He made pasta from scratch, and now has rose up my table, as the bloke is a total legend. So George walked, and I will miss him, he was fuckin superb…

So after a song by Sabrina, ‘That’s what Friends Are For’ which to be fair was amazing! And lots of tears, the legend that is George Hamilton left, the show will be poorer place! everyone had tears and a true Celebrity legend had departed…..

The two up for eviction tomorrow are Justin and Sabrina, now they will find out tomorrow night, and the vote is on. I would say Sabrina to leave as Justin to be fair, is actually rather funny. We will see….