Pigslips

Dear Sirs
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date. Read the rest of this entry »

So Katie has left, she has a bit of respect as she went because she didn’t like having the trials, wanted others to do it and had nothing to prove, so why do it in the first place you may ask? Oh well….

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Been slacker than a witches tit this weekend obviously. So anyway back to it. Kim is back into base camp and snoring, very bad too!! And fuckin funny.

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Out in Stratford and just walked into bar showing bush tucker trial! Saw Kim gagging so assume she gad the bollock! She handled it so fair play! More tomorrow as I may be struggling very soon

So the camp is in 2, base camp and exile, whilst paradise has cushions, food, fridge etc, exile has rats, rats, 1 bed and cunting rats. In each group are:

• Base Camp: Katie, Sabrina, Jimmy, Colin, Justin and Joe
• Exile: George, Gino, Kim, Stuart, Sam and Lucy

Exile really is fuckin horrible. Read the rest of this entry »

Been at pub so a bit distant from tonight as I ain’t seen it. Understand there is a divide in camp, dunno who is where etc but hey ho…

As it’s the weekend please sympathise with the fact that I would rather go and get cunt drunk than preach to you folk, so it will be patchy… starting with tonight!

Still want Jimmy to win, but think Katie will leave first! That would be wrong, she ain’t that bad.

Will try catch up tomorrow day!!!!

Show started tonight, with Kim snoring, fuck it was a noise and half? Anything to do with being a fat’un? It seems that the bigger you are the more noise? Any advance then please comment, as there we go!! Was fuckin loud, poor George…. Read the rest of this entry »

Ol George has come out saying that he likes the Brits, and basically wants to suck everyone off, even Gino, who is Italian, so……… Bless him.

Ant and Dec started there bit with gags about rolls, and the food in Australia, to be fair if you ain’t seen the show then it’s a waste of time telling you, but trust me it was fuckin funny!! Read the rest of this entry »

Kim is actually a legend, her trial was tricky but she was fuckin very very funny, as Ant & Dec rightly pointed out, she has huge tits so the balls just stuck in the middle of them, if you can take that in a clean way you fuckin dirty cunts…

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Day 1 updates:

So the crew are in on day 1, there is a full listing at the menu bar above of all the mutants involved! Gotta want Jimmy White to win as he is fucking legend. Read the rest of this entry »