Pigslips

OK, Been a week, and while I sit waiting for something very funny to report on, I have the huge displeasure but to stumble my wanky eyes upon this fucking horrific story….

If anybody has missed the news this week and have no idea about the very story that has so vexed me, then let me fill you in.

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So the snow has fucked off, however it will return next week apparently! Muggins here is off to The Emirates and Wembley Thursday on a wee stadium tour, will be fuckin fun in the snow, especially as the Mondeo Ferrari has so little grip, it’s like grabbing an oily fat bird and trying to wrestle the cunt!!

Speaking of cunts, I give you Miss Emily Homer….. She is fucking off to Oz in a few weeks, good riddence to be fair?! She is also not drinking! However manages to get shitfaced every day…. Will follow her progress as it goes on. Not much else going on in Pigs World at the moment, Will keep you cunts updated should anything of note happen.

>столове a cunt of a few weeks, planet Pigslips has been shut down while I eat like fuck and get totally pissed resulting in the food I ate like fuck dribbling down my chin and out my nose, thus making the whole 3 weeks a waste of my time and your time. Who do I most feel for?? The turkeys!! We make them happy, feed the fuck out of them, they then don’t have the option of getting pissed, instead they are savagely butchered for us to eat like fuck, then we get totally pissed and then said turkey is part of the mess that dribbles down ones chin! You get the sketch??

Right, lets get into an argument!! The fact that Rage Against The Cunting Machine are Christmas Number 1 is a total joke! Here is my argument! and I’m not saying Joe should of been either……..

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Kim is right cunted off, They won the chest, won Cream Tea and scones, and the cheek of the people?!?!? They Only brought enough for 3! She hit the fuckin roof!!!!!

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Todays bushtucker trial was probably the funniest I have ever ever seen on the show…..

Just watch it…

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Sunday was a rather boring show, Joe lost the prison war against Stu and was evicted!! That’s was as good as it got! Monday made up for it, trust me! Read the rest of this entry »

Right, missed Thursdays as it was darts, so therefore I will do 2 days in 1! Jimmy, Sam or Sabrina will leave tonight, so who will it be?? It’s tense! It’s getting bitchy, IT SIMPLY CAN’T BE JIMMY!!!!

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Right so normality I suppose now slack Alice has fucked off!!

So Bushtucker trial today features Stuart and Gino, and surprise fuckin surprise fuckin surprise FUCKIN SUPRISE it was funny because Katie was not doing it. I’m not being a bastard to her but it’s true.. It was funny! They were in a double decker seesaw, they had to shout to each other to balance it, as you can imagine it was very funny! They couldn’t of been worse, ‘backwards and forwards’ were shouted and they were fucked! Stuart fell out because Gino was poor, it really was and is worth watching to be fair!! Read the rest of this entry »

Dear Sirs
I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a bleeding satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was bloody born and on what date. Read the rest of this entry »