Pigslips

Well what a fuckin few days off this has been for Pigslips, I mean let’s be fair we all like to enjoy ourselves but the last 2 days have totally cunted me off. Yesterday I played 654 Head at squash, a sport I’m normally and quite arrogantly rather untouchable at, however I was shit, and shit too as that ginger cunt beat me easily! Don’t get me started, I was rather miserable until the evening when Bonners came round with his new hat.

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And with that in mind, it is totally fair to say that he looks a total total cunt in his new hat! Here is a picture and see what you think…..

Now I know that ain’t the best picture, but I’m sure you will agree he looks a total prize cunt……..

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Today I will become a Swiss fan as Stanislas Wawrinka attempts to make me happy by knocking out that horrible fuckin cock Murray.

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So, to be fair it has been a a strange week!!! Lets be fair, I dislike Andy Murray, I personally think he is a curly haired cunt! The reason it his rather harsh swipe at the English! Which is fair enough you may think as he is Scottish!! But I’m sure the fuckin Muppet wants our Support during Wimbledon! Well he can rightly cunt off! I hope his racquet breaks and his fuckin Scottish head falls off!!!

The there is Jacko moon walking into a coffin, now first and foremost I will be fair! I thought he was a wanker who fucked himself up badly! But he was good at the music side of things. Innocent or not I strongly believe that anyone who stands ‘accused’ of touching children is a wee dodgy! And the plastic fool fits that bill perfectly!

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Coming soon, all new abuse, all new laughs, IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THEN READ NO MORE…..

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