Pigslips

So today Sir. Pigslips leaves for China, as normal we will monitor his progress as the goofy little cornt tries to barter down 4ft angry chinks in the China market, then pissing them right off because they won’t drop the 45p to the price Sir. Pigslips actually wants to pay! Fuckin country.

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Funny how 1 team, there manager and players can sit there and say that they were totally outclassed, the other team was blaming all unsundry! Fuckin typical of Sir Alex cunting Ferguson.

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So my last 2 posts have been mostly about horrific stories, this one has tragically happened in my own little shire of Evesham. A car driven by a Chris Grady, drove at speed through a field and into the River Avon. Inside with Grady, were his 2 children Ryan aged 6 and Gabby aged 5. The driver who was some cunt called Chris, swam to shore, along with Ryan, however Gabby remained inside and after 2 hours was eventually rescued by a specialist diving team. Despite being airlifted to Birmingham Children’s Hospital, young Gabby lost her brave fight on Sunday.

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OK, Been a week, and while I sit waiting for something very funny to report on, I have the huge displeasure but to stumble my wanky eyes upon this fucking horrific story….

If anybody has missed the news this week and have no idea about the very story that has so vexed me, then let me fill you in.

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So the snow has fucked off, however it will return next week apparently! Muggins here is off to The Emirates and Wembley Thursday on a wee stadium tour, will be fuckin fun in the snow, especially as the Mondeo Ferrari has so little grip, it’s like grabbing an oily fat bird and trying to wrestle the cunt!!

Speaking of cunts, I give you Miss Emily Homer….. She is fucking off to Oz in a few weeks, good riddence to be fair?! She is also not drinking! However manages to get shitfaced every day…. Will follow her progress as it goes on. Not much else going on in Pigs World at the moment, Will keep you cunts updated should anything of note happen.

>столове a cunt of a few weeks, planet Pigslips has been shut down while I eat like fuck and get totally pissed resulting in the food I ate like fuck dribbling down my chin and out my nose, thus making the whole 3 weeks a waste of my time and your time. Who do I most feel for?? The turkeys!! We make them happy, feed the fuck out of them, they then don’t have the option of getting pissed, instead they are savagely butchered for us to eat like fuck, then we get totally pissed and then said turkey is part of the mess that dribbles down ones chin! You get the sketch??